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Like crap through a fan came rain from the west -
pellets of dung - this is no jest!


Yes, before you ask, this is a crude brand of humour indeed, I agree - one that goes by the name of scatology! However, you don't need to be crude to enjoy it, just able to relax your taboo back-end enough to be able to laugh about it a little - and if you do happen to enjoy such scatological humour then you can count yourself among history's great scatologists, alongside the likes of the great Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, no less!


Raining Crap

Simon Rees


Like crap through a fan came rain from the west -
pellets of dung - this is no jest!
As the storm came over, clouds did split,
dropping down on the land heavy rains of shit.

Then when we all sang, thinking it done,
down came a final rain of dung -
to land on our heads and pile up high;
in the shit-bath some of us feared we would die!

None could forget this for many years hence -
fear of shit from above made us all very tense,
till one day it happened that the last man shat,
and all that was left was his last lonely pat.

 

 

© Copyright 2007 Simon Rees

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